Jokes

Ok so I don't know what to post so here are some of my favorite jokes...

 

1. So there are two muffins in the oven: one muffin says: AHH! we are in the oven! And the other muffin says: AHH! A talking muffin!

2. So three aliens come to earth. One alien goes to a football game and learns the words, YES YES YES! And the other alien works as a waiter and learns the words: Forks and knifes forks and knifes. And the last alien works at a candy shop and learns the words: But he stole my lollypop. So one day a police sees a dead man on the side walk and asks the three aliens if they killed him. The first alien says YES YES YES! Then what did you kill him with the police asked the second alien. Forks and knifes, forks and knifes the second alien said. Why did you kill him the police asks the third alien. But he stole my lollypop! 

3. What do bikes and flowers have in common? Peddles

4. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie

5. So there are these girls having dinner with their boy friends. The first girl says pass the honey, honey. The second girl says pass the sugar, sugar. And the last girl says pass the bacon, bacon.

So those are some of my favorite jokes.

Trick or treat, smell my feet!

Here comes the bride big fat and wide. Just joking Lizzy is a very pretty bride.
This is me a very deadly pirate.
Indiana Jones. Watch out for the whip!
The most scary bear known to man. Well most adorable bear how about that?
The worlds cutest baby Yoda. Don't you think this costume just suits him perfectly?

New snow pants and coat! ( Finally)

I finally got a new coat and snow pants! My coat looks like this, it is brown with a minty green stripe on the side. I haven't had a coat sense second grade so I am super exited! As for my snow pants they are brown, with dark pink stripes, light pink stripes, light blue stripes, and minty green stripes. Well I guess I'm ready to ski at Grand Targee.